We all know that the human child can emit the most bowel shaking, high pitched noises known to man. Here are the six worst places to here a baby cry:
6. Movie Theaters- Irritation comes easy when a baby is screaming bloody murder in a theater. It's even more insulting when the parent acts like there isn't anything wrong.
5. Cars- A screaming baby can turn any car ride into a trip from hell. Suddenly the seats seem so much closer...
4. Library- Nothing can ruin the atmosphere of a place that embodies the essence of peace and tranquility quite like a bitchy infant. Ya. I just went there.
3. On the phone- I can't stand talking on the phone for the most part but throw in a shill, hungry child on the other end and the red hang up button looks a lot friendlier.
2. Slumberland- If you had an alarm clock that woke you up with sounds of a crying baby, you would probably think twice about hitting the snooze button. Sleeping can't co-exist with that.
1. A Plane- Imagine a small, metal tube filled with recycled air and screaming babies. Now visualize the 35,000 ft that rests between you and the ground...
-- Chad Waite, Daily Derbi
P.S. Not the Daily Derby
5 comments:
I think "Bitchy Infant" is my next band name.
So true.
What inspired this post, anyway?
I have no idea. I think maybe I heard a baby in the library the other day and just thought of this.
I just have to add that your photos with your own red writing are creepy.
I would venture to say hearing a crying baby at work should be on the list. Working in a restaraunt for 12 hours straight, hearing babies or toddlers scream makes me want to slam my head in a door
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