Washington D.C.- Worried Democratic supporters, along with equal rights activist, expressed concerns today regarding the name of the nations most famous home- the White House.
Aimed at suiting the soon to be president, Barack Obama, a rally was held on the famous Pennsylvania Ave. to have the name changed to the Black House.
"We want to continue the flawless tradition of being politically correct," says rally participator and aging liberal hippy douche Richard Johnson. "Whites have had their house since the country was formed. Now its a black persons turn."
With the president-elect taking office on January 20th of next year, the name change will prove the be the first large step in Obama's administration to prove that he can bring change. At the rally hundreds of signs could be seen reading slogans like "White isn't right" and "Black to the Future". The movement has gained national attention and is picking up momentum according to demonstrators at the rally.
However, despite the many supporters of the possible name change, some have expressed concern over the fact that Barack Obama doesn't have complete black ancestry. In a 2000 census Obama was listed as multi-racial caused from an interracial marriage between his mom, white, and his black father.
T.C. McMuffin, a self-titled political analyst from Detroit, disagrees with the movement. "You cannot label something if that label is false. To call the White House the Black House would be like calling Paris Hilton an actor/singer/role model. Call it the Grey House or the Chess Board House or anything as long as it is a true statement."
No statement has been issued from the Obama organization but it is widely speculated that the house name and the curtains will be changed when the new administration takes over.
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I didn't even know that was allowed! It is now official, when I am president my first, and most important act as one of the most influential people in the world,will be change my address to the "Pink Sparkley" house. My first law will be that everyone has to always have pink sparkle nail polish on! Yes! I am excited!
Love it Chad. You had me with Richard Johnson's title, and took it all the way home with "Black to the Future". May your children be blessed because of your wisdom.
Black to the future. You are my hero.
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