The Kavorka

To people who have not had the privilege of familiarizing themselves with Seinfeld, the best sitcom of all time, words and phrases like "salsa" and "no soup for you" will be of no consequence to them. Not only are they missing out on a great and timeless show but they are also missing out on some important facts in life that are vital to human understand of the world around them. One such fact is the existence of an oddity called the Kavorka. Roughly translated the Kavorka means the lure of the animal and in the episode of Seinfeld where the Kavorka makes its debut Kramer is said to contain the Kavorka thus attracting members of the opposite sex.

Now as ridiculous as possessing an odd power that, with out any effort, will automatically attract any member of the opposite sex sounds, there are some people who do have this gift. While running across a Kavorka endowed person isn't common (almost, dare I say, rare) these people are real and do exist. A perfect example is a close friend I have named Sherdian (I am not going to use his real name out of risk of embarresment). Sherdian has the unique ability to attract and woo any girl he comes across instantaneously without so much as blinking, much less trying for any attention or recognition. It is a dangerous power that I am sure he has not yet recognized nor mastered. Even now it has gotten him into a few sticky situations with some odd girls.

From a third party perspective it is funny to see how girls are helpless before Sherdian's power. Moments after meeting him they will throw their number at him or ask him out on a date- literally moments. No superstar looks, player personality or expensive cars- just the Kavorka. And ah, what a life it must be, especially from the view of anti-kavorkas such as myself and many many others (most can be found here- www.eharmony.com).

Chad